I saw this and went there. I mean went there in all senses of the phrase.
And then I came back. To hell with them.
24. Graphic tees
Bat Girl, Hershey’s Chocolate, Gumby (with the big eyes right over my boobs)?
23. Bedazzled anything
Sparkle jeans and my favorite bedazzled John Deer graphic tee – just screwing up top to bottom.
20. Leopard print
And Zebra stripe and tiger print, thank you very much.
19. Sparkly pants
Uh, I’d kill for these:
18. Oversized sunglasses
17. Non matching socks “By age 30, you should be able to keep better track of your socks.”
Do they suddenly start staying together in the dryer?
16. Hoop earrings
14. Furry anything
What about furry leopard print?
12. Short dresses
If I can draw attention to my legs, which are still relative acceptable, instead of my midsection, my flat ass, saggy boobs or wrinkled lips, I’m going to do it. Proudly.
11. Mini skirts
Isn’t that redundant?
8. American Eagle
If it’s in the thrift store, and it fits, I don’t give a fuck if it’s AE or even Abercrombie and Fitch.
6. Old sneakers
Brand new, shiny white kicks were uncool when I was 15, I don’t really see that anything has changed.
5. Cheap bras
I am not spending $60+ to keep the girls from laying flat on my tummy – it’s not worth it. Sorry Ladies.
3. Platform flip-flops
What about high-heeled rain boots?
I do draw the line at scrunchies
14 out of 24?
Apparently I am a lost cause.