Teenagers are the best.
Water in the desert is miraculous.
Every woman should own a good vibrator. As should some men.
The most delicious color green is that of new aspen leaves.
There’s a thing under your truck bumper that can unplug but your brake lights still work.
A homemade, with real chocolate ice cream, milkshake is the finest post-run treat. Ever.
Cows make great lawnmowers.
I will never mature enough to not laugh at inappropriate sexual innuendos.
A good fountain pen is worth the thousand words that come out of it.
Going to the dump is insanely satisfying – especially if you can tie it in with an oil change.
A reliable truck is worth its weight in gold.
My Antonia, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Pride and Prejudice embody perfect writing.
Sam Elliot is hot.
50 is f-ing fabulous.
It IS okay for the east coast girl to wear red cowboy boots.